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So Stupid Part 4
when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
when I told her to "Take the trash out," she moved!
you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen!
when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!
when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses!
they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade!
when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper!
she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!
she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store!
she thought the board of education was a piece of wood!
she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest!
she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
she asked me, "what's that letter after X" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know"!
she ordered her sushi well done!
she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"!
if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless!
it takes her an hour to cook minute rice!
she got hit by a parked car!
she sold the house to pay the mortgage!
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