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So Stupid Part 3
she orders a cheese burger from 'McDonalds' and says "hold the cheese"!
she studied for a blood test and failed!
she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
she took lessons for a player piano.
she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
she spent 30 minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'!
at the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign Here' - she put Sagittarius!
if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change.
she asked me, "What's the number for 911?"!
she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged!
she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept!
she sold the car for gas money!
she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
she tried to drown herself in a carpool!
she tried to steal a free sample!
she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"!
when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!
when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."!
when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home!
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